MEMO-FUCKING-RIES

* Thanks to Tate For The Title *


Anywho memo-fucking-ries, you lot DUN know what im talking about!!!!


You'll be doing watever, reading a book,watching tv, listening to music and then


********************************FLASH ************************************


A RANDOM thought of a previous sexual partner comes into your head,you think bout the good sex session you had with them, remember there sex face, the 4play (if you had any!), little things about them that used 2 turn you on (lips,chest,eyes..), the good old days (obviously you don't think about why you lot don't talk anymore, that arguement u had or what it was about them that PISSED you off to the point u didnt wanna call them anymore).


SOO
After the thought and the dutty grin on your face and getting a littke turned on you look in your fone and pray that you haven't deleted there number, if your lucky enough to still have it (some of you girls change the boys real name to something like prick or asshole or fanny finger) now this is the point that makes me vex you call the number,bite your lip while it rings and then the person answers and what's the first thing you say?


"wha gwan you alright" or some of you have attitude and say "what can't you fone me no more/you've forgotten all about me"


now dependant on how much u PISSED that person off that you called the conversation can go 2ways:
  • they could EITHER hang up on da fone, lock off the convo really quick without saying that there gonna call u bk wen they realise who you are (if by that time they've deleted ur number).

ORR ... they entertain your lil conversation and bus joke and what not.






Now **LADIES** during the conversation if you have one of them smart alec boys or just ones that don't beat round the bush and they ask you "how come you've called me after all this time" dont give no fucking bullshit answer like " i was jus checking up on you n ting to see how you are " DONT LIE!!! Be real with your SHIT ya digg?? either you could be flirtacious and subtle and just say "i was thinking bout you and i realisied i missed you, we had some good times" this is usually the gate opener to potential sex talk and a link up lol or you can be upfront (like ppl i know,no name dropping lol) and be like " i was thinking bout one of our sex sessions ,now im mad horny when u free"
BE REAL WID UR SHIT NEVERTHELESS wotever way you use!!! f
Fu*k this "I'm a lady i don;t do the chasing" because try know he will go elsewhere and it will b you and dildo for the night .. pissed




And fellas don't feel shame to be the same either, but one thing ive realised is that you lot don't like to admit to a chick when her sex is good, give us our dues sometimes, i know some gyal can get excited and a little big headed so be careful wen you disclose this information to a female!!!




Now after this conversation hopefully wen you meet up you made a good wukkin session, which could be potential for something beautiful!! lol


However if it's not so good then you either remember what is was about that person that made you hate them in the first place and change there name or delete them or depending on how much you like that person might give them a bligh n give them another chance coz you remember how good they could POTENTIALLY be (first time jitters man)




YA DIGG???